Evictions/Goodbye Messages

[Producer]

This is where you will vote to evict every houseguest up until either your crowning or your eviction.

This is also where you will post goodbye messages to EVERY nominated houseguest. (Remember, failure to do so will result in your vote not counting for that week.)

[Natalie Cunial]

Enters diary room

*Winks*

Why am I winking? Because you know why.

You're hot Mr. Producer and me winking is telling you that I'm not going to refuse your advances that you've been giving for the last four days. That's right. I know you've been reading my secret entries and looking through my underwear drawer. You want me. I know you do. You've wanted me since the day you laid eyes on this body. And all that lactation.



I vote to evict Memphis. Sorry Memphis, I wanted to get to know you, but we never connected.

Goodbyes:

Memphis - You could've been a good ally, but Lisa would make a better one for me now. But trust that even though you're gone, you did something amazing for this game. You basically kickstarted everyone into getting together to prevent Janelle-Jordan from dominating the game. And that's making people quake in fear and realize their position in the game, and taking action now instead of being a number. So just know that your eviction isn't in vain.

Lisa - I heard from everyone but Dan that Memphis was going. So it'd be a surprise if you went and it'd make me question my position with everyone. I trusted you a lot, so losing you would be hell for me.

[Natalie Cunial]

Hi Diary Room. I'm sorry if I didn't come in here earlier. I was busy raiding the fridge to come up with my special goodbye messages this week! I love craft time. But more than that, I love slutting it up. And who's my #1 slut? Well she's on the block this week. I know that the vote was already determined before I even got a chance to log on - and furthermore, I'm nowhere near the source of power.

But you want my vote? Well surprisingly, I vote out Ronnie. I want both to stay, but I have a F2 with Sharon So Ronnie to go please.

Goodbyes:

Ronnie - If you're gone, I'm gonna miss you hot stuff. You and I make a great team and I don't get why everyone thinks you're this huge threat. I hope that I can take what you gave me and push onward. I'm glad we teamed up this time around for reals and you were definitely my most trustworthy ally this time around.

Sharon - There are no words. We tried to play a different game this time around and play all sides, but unfortunately season 1 saw no use for you anymore. Our super secret F2 deal probably won't live past tomorrow since you'll be gone. I blame Matt for linking himself to S1 after he was so against them before. Anyway your nomination has already inspired heavy moves to avenge your departure. But when you leave, a little bit of my mammaries will never be filled again. Just as soon as we said Hello as well...

[Natalie Cunial]

I vote to evict Janelle.

Goodbyes:
Janelle - You're a great girl and wish we could've gotten to know each other better! I can't imagine the worst way to go out though. I don't wish the coup on anyone.

Keesha - You're a fighter and I like that in you! I hope you didn't leave because you seemed to be pretty cool and would've been a weaselly way for you to go out I don't wish the coup on anyone.

[Natalie Cunial]

Oh Diary Room, things could've been better if the veto had not been used. And I think Jen didn't push hard enough. Already lost trust eh. I vote to evict Lisa. Before she wins vetoes.

Goodbyes:
Lisa - You've been a very nice person and I'm glad to have gotten to know you. I still don't know why people want you out. I guess it was just a matter of the stupid large alliance wanting to evict everyone not them.

Ronnie - If you're gone, I'm gonna miss you hot stuff. You and I make a great team and I don't get why everyone thinks you're this huge threat. I hope that I can take what you gave me and push onward. I'm glad we teamed up this time around for reals and you were definitely my most trustworthy ally this time around. All my friends around me falling one by one and little I can do to prevent it.

[Natalie Cunial]

Dear Diary Room,

You rock.

This vote?

Does not rock.

Why? It's the first where I'm uncertain which vote would be most beneficial to me.

We have the bitch that said she wouldn't put up Sharon but did so anyway. Then there's the asshole that told me to vote Sharon out (and subsequently told me before veto was used that Sharon-Jen had to be split apart). Who do I want revenge on more?

Therefore, I'm gonna go with my gut feeling on this one. And it says that as much as a F2 partner is someone you're supposed to keep safe. One that barely notifies you of all the moves he's made - aligns with people you supposedly teamed up to take out - and then keeps you in the dark about almost everything and says "don't worry, they WANT us with them" - well sounds like I'm just his pawn and only a matter of time before he pushes me under the bus.

Therefore, I vote to evict Matty. Better the devil you know. And one that hasn't lost abilities to participate in HoHs.

Goodbyes:
Laura - You've been real nice to me, but if you go, it sucks because I wanted to get to know you better! I hope you stay.

Matt - Oh my, if you go, it's because Jen wanted revenge for getting Sharon out and she thought you were a big reason why it happened. For some reason Jen seems to have a lot of power and probably will flip this vote somehow. Anyway, doubt you're going. I can't let my Matty leave me! I won't know what to do without you

[Natalie Cunial]

Jordan vs. Brian
Kevin vs. David

Hi Diary Room, this is a big week. I hope things turn out the way it's supposed to. Who knows though, I won't be too pissed if it doesn't though. There's been few strategic moves that have been made in the past few weeks. Dust seems to have settled since week 3. I'd be glad if there was some realigning, I just haven't heard much about it. So let's get rid of dead weight!

Part I

I came into the Diary Room all set on who I was going to vote. But then I had a strange realization that I didn't know why I was making this vote. So I thought and I figured I could make a bold move this round and do something interesting. There are consequences this round based on who stays. Both players are not directly tied to me, but whoever goes will leave a partner behind - and I do want to be good with that one remaining. But in the end, I decided to honor the memory of Sharon. Only one of these was instrumental in her ouster.

I vote to evict Jordan.

Goodbyes:

Jordan - You're such a fun girl! I've loved getting to know you and you've been one of the biggest players in the game. I hope that means that your star didn't burn out too quickly though. The game wouldn't be the same without you!

Brian - Glad you made it back into the game! I'm pretty sure you'll stay. Of all the people from S2, you were one that I regret not getting closer to. You seem like a nice guy and just seemed that in S2 you were just unfortunately on the wrong side. This time you're on my side at least and am glad that happened.

Part II

My second votes goes to someone I've never talked to. Heard a lot about him, but he failed to respond to my PM. So I very very very gladly vote out Kevin.

Goodbyes:

Kevin - I didn't really get to know you and you didn't really get to know me. I heard you were nice though, but that was just second hand stuff. Guess we could've found out if you had made an effort. I hope you had fun in Vegas!

David - I tried to talk to you early on, and we kept trying, but seemed to fall out of touch. I wanted you to stay and I hope you do. But if you go, good luck in graphic design program. You're top notch man and deserve the best.

[Natalie Cunial]

My vote goes to someone who has tried to stay away and was an early ally of Jordan and Janelle. In fact, pretty sure he siphoned off info their way early. And that made me a target. And it made my friends targets. Anyway, I vote to evict Dan.

Goodbyes:

Dan - I hope everything goes alright with your family. It's a tough time and I hope that you can weather the storm. Was nice knowing you in the game at least.

Jase - People keep targetting you because you're out of the loop and not too active. If you go, there's some serious shit going on and I'll have to figure things out. But as far as I know, nothing's shady yet. But you're my lifeline. I need you to stay.

[Natalie Cunial]

My vote regretfully goes to Keesha. I have to evict someone who could be a pawn for later, awww. Bye Keesha!

Goodbye:

Keesha - I'm sorry for putting you up before, but truth be told - you were the replacement. My original nominations were supposed to be the new boys instead. If you go this week, well then Jen will get what she wants. And as we know, what Jen wants, well it's happened so far. We'll see if that changes anytime soon

Ronnie - You're not the target, as far as I heard, and I need you around. You know I'm the only one that's been loyal to you throughout, but we need to work things out so that we can take this next week and change things up. But I really really need you to talk to me. And if you went. Well there goes all my chance to keep myself in this game. You've always been someone important to me in this game and I've always defended your honor. I just hope that when things show, it'll show you were with me as well.

[Natalie Cunial]

In case of a tie:

Nick, I'm sorry, but I have to vote to evict you.

Goodbyes:

Jase - At this stage of the game, I needed you around a lot. I needed help with veto, I needed to talk to you after veto, etc. And you just weren't pulling through. I had to take the risk putting you up, but I had word from everyone that Nick would go. Nick and Brian are just too scary and I had to take one of them out this week - as much as I wanted to put up Jen instead. I know that if Jen goes this week, Nick Brian and David will team up and that's the end of us. So if you go, fuck me.

Nick - Even as both you and Brian were on the block, you were asking everyone to help you backdoor a player. I admire your efforts, but it showed how strong you and Brian are as a pair. You protected your pair rather than playing for your own sake. I think if you had won veto, you would've been in prime position. I would've definitely worked with you to take out the stronger players. But seeing how strong you wanted to protect both you and Brian showed me why you're a bigger threat to take out this week rather than next. It's impossible to win every single HoH (coughJencough), but two votes - with so few votes remaining - is the bigger threat right now. And the season 2 alliance never was tight at all. Watch Brian and David skate on through to F4. And as for the Jen situation, well just watch and see. Everyone's got eyes on the prize and we know what it means. I'm just sorry we didn't work tighter earlier on. Knowing how close you were to others, I just couldn't take the risk right now and turn my head on my plans to save you. While my goals and your goals may now be aligned, I'm sorry that you couldn't be a part of it as well.

[Natalie Cunial]

I've just realized that only two of these votes have not gone my way. In one, my F2 was taken out. And in the other, I was the lone wolf in the votes.

So hello again, diary room, hello. I honestly did not think I'd make it this far if you asked me D1. So far both Dave and I have gone up once, he on a renom, me pre-veto. Still the only person to not get a vote. And one of two who really hasn't cheated death (brian's minihouse, jase's coup and ronnie's vote reverser). So no matter what, I can always say that I made it this far through my own strategy so far. I wish I could've been more volatile, but I did what I needed to and I showed the game I would've had in s2 if I had either won f6hoh tiebreak or had not fallen asleep in middle of pov competition.

Anyway diary room, you love me, I hope you're cheering for me and I'm gonna make a vote.

I vote to evict Brian.

Goodbyes:
Brian - You're a nice guy. It's unfortunate that we just always ended up on opposite sides. I voted you out because you've proven to be more dangerous as a challenge winner. You won endurance and you beat Jen in a very close HoH. And we all know that when Jen tries for challenges, she usually wins. So Jase won fewer challenges and therefore I feel he's better to keep for me. I'd be fooling myself as well if I thought you weren't gunning for me. I know you are. And while Jase might be too - you're a bigger obstacle for me. Sorry.

Jase - If you go, it's because Ronnie doesn't like you. I've tried my hardest to get him to keep you and I really thought it worked. I did want to continue working with you, but you were very avoidant with me and that's when I knew I had to give up the charade. Anyway, I would've kept you til F3 and likely would've taken you to the end. But Ronnie's done well in challenges and that's what I need right now, so I'm putting more trust in him and that's why I never used the veto on you.

[Natalie Cunial]

Goodbyes:
David - You're just so strong at challenges and you're the only threat to me winning final 3 HoH, so I asked Ronnie to evict you. I promised that I'd take you to F2 if Brian and you and me made F3, but Brian's not here anymore, so my obligation has passed. You knew though that Ronnie was close to me and that's who I was with. I worked with you and we helped each other out, but this is the end of the road for us. I hope you didn't think we had a stronger deal than this, because I never meant for you to think that. I just know if that you made jury, you automatically win. You're just too well liked by everyone!

Jase - I asked Ronnie to evict David, so if you go, it's because Ronnie doesn't like you honestly. Because I think David's the bigger threat right now. But even though we agreed to work with each other, I always knew I was a side deal for you...to Steven...To Brian...to others. I know I was never your final 2, otherwise you would've shared more strategy with me. And if I was, I just don't felt like you showed it to me. That's why Ronnie's safe right now and he's the voter. I really do hope that you're in final three with me though.

[Natalie Cunial]

I vote to evict David.

Ronnie is my hot stuff. We've been together through thick and thin. He's who I've been always able to count on. And David, I'm afraid that he could easily beat me in jury and I feel better knowing that I'm taking one of my main allies with me to the end as well. This is the one vote I don't feel good about making, but in my heart, I could never evict Ronnie over David.


Goodbyes:
David - You knew though that Ronnie was close to me and that's who I was with. I worked with you and we helped each other out, but this is the end of the road for us. I hope you didn't think we had a stronger deal than this, because I never meant for you to think that. I just know if that you made jury, you automatically win. You're just too well liked by everyone! I think you're a top notch gentleman and definitely deserve everything you get in life. It's no coincidence that you got this far in two games by your personality alone.

Ronnie - I'm not evicting you, there's no reason to write one.